"The Law is reason free from passion" Aristole. (Yes, this was in Legally Blonde. I can't do anything about that.)

And you don't have to. We do not abolish the death penalty for the benefit of murderers and rapists, we do it for the benefit of the 4% of those sitting a death row who are innocent.

That's it. Outside.

I'm not arguing that he was right to say anything he said. I was merely explaining what the term means.

I kinda feel like you are always full of shit.

The thing is, there actually ISN'T an autism epidemic. People treat it as "oh, there's been a HUGE rise in autism in the last 30 years!"

The best part is that the same people who use this insult eat fast food on the regular. If the workers didn't exist, they wouldn't get they're quick lunches in time to be back at the office before their lunch break is up. I wish that every person was required to work a service job for 6 moths of their life…

I just want to make it clear that Mcdonald's vegetarian options are non-existent. You want anything besides fries? You're getting two buns. Source: experience

Don't waste to much time here, this is the same person who tried to blame rape victims who didn't come forward for all their rapist's future rapes.

The school ones cut me so deep. And the dogs, too - when they've missed their canine buddies while overseas and the dogs go ape-shit when they see them. I sob uncontrollably.

I once spent 15 minutes talking to a board member at a work function ... and afterwards realized that my left one had been sitting in mashed potatoes and gravy. The left one is so goddamn unruly.

If this movie is anything like what I did with my Barbies, it is going to be sexy as hell.

OK, but here's my question. In your first post, you're basically angry because everyone everywhere should have the right to post or write or say whatever they want. You're upset because to you, this feels like censorship. When it's pointed out to you that no, this isn't what censorship is at all, now you just want to…

Only the government can censor. Only the government can censor. Only the government can censor. Only the government can censor. Only the government can censor.

This woman makes really impressive cakes.

"tongue punch you in the fart box" is so awful and crass, but I am LAUGHING OUT LOUD. I LOVE this woman.

Is the show finally pursuing shock value for the sake of shock value?

The racism is super cute too.

Side note - want to fuck up a Subway line at lunch rush? Order a Flatizza. It takes the average artist about 7 minutes to make one of these oversized Lunchable pizzas.

As someone who just escaped the soulcrushing wasteland that is employment in the service industry, I'm glad nobody sued us for all the times customers took offense to something stupid and insignificant or overheard us talking about a particularly rude or obnoxious customer when we thought none were present.