Mike Gundy saying Prince is both equally baffling and makes me want to see him jamming to Purple Rain.

How long does it really take you to scroll past an article you don’t want to read?

You don’t have to click on the articles you don’t want to read.

Ashley, I think it’s really unfair of you to post this. It’s pretty clear that these 1,041,191 emails, tweets, and letters don’t really represent Trump supporters in any way but are an anomaly. So your plan to try to trick us into thinking our God Emperor Trump isn’t an amazing, the best President ever, to be, is just…

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Wine comes in a bottle?

The part of David Ortiz will be played by Emma Stone, with the part of Curt Schilling being played by a partially microwaved Teddy Ruxpin doll with a tape of Alex Jones greatest hits inside.

Here’s one.

I feel like he’s an like an alternate universe trump were instead of filing bankruptcies and running for president to ruin the country despite his lack of creating coherent senses and overall dimness, he simply plays football, parties, and has fun. I enjoy Gronk despite despising the Patriots

Your try-hard trolling all over the place is staggeringly obvious.

D+

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

He’s self employed only in the same way uber drivers are. As in they’re not. He’s better at his job - including self-promotion and branding- than almost anyone is at theirs. See the difference?

You know what would have made this more powerful? If they HADN’T LET TRUMP HOST AN ENTIRE SHOW LAST YEAR

Good luck getting some traction with that. Our country just elected a man who brags about sexually asaulting women to be president.

Remember when the NCAA sanctioned Ohio State for its players selling things they owned?

nah

Can anyone hear/read the word “thrice” and not immediately think of Monty Burns’ batting instructions?

Losing sponsorships, getting cut by an owner. It can still happen. Guaranteed contracts do help.

Never, NEVER, feel bad for making a great Wild Thornberries burn.