Was at this game and honestly, I don’t think this was actually planned.

Right he kicked a dude in the nuts because “I was trying to sell a call” is the dumbest argument I think I’ve ever heard

If the NBA believes that Draymond didn’t mean to kick Adams in the nuts I have some timeshare condos I would like to sell them

Deadspin loves Draymond! He’s awesome!

Fuck Draymond Green

I mean Lebron can do plenty more on Defense than Steph, just fact of the matter is Steph is the greatest shooter of all time which almost trumps everything else

Hot taek here I know: The Willie Mays catch isn’t that impressive, Jim Edmonds use to make over the head catches while diving.

Absolute necessity for all things Higua

also often needs help zipping his jacket like a lil french baby

I just imagine him saying “Fuck outta here boooooyyyyyy” What a beast

Was dating a girl who had never seen Ferris Bueller and we watched and like 20 minutes in she got bored and she wanted to start getting down to business. Was actually pretty pissed she wanted to hook up instead of taking the chance to watch a classic. Also seeing sloan is like proven boner material

FUCKIN ALGERNON CADWALLADER I THOUGHT NOBODY ELSE HAD HEARD OF THEM BUT ME HOLY SHIT

Arguably one of the best south park episodes. I feel like an 8-year old for laughing at how Cartman’s fake plan is to train a horse to bite off Scott Tenorman’s wiener in front of the whole town

Awh, you gonna cry lil cry baby? Ignore this comment guys, this guy is definitely not cool

Has Beyonce always sucked?

This team has to be divided between Dwight and Harden right? Some of the guys were soo happy and other guys were legitimately angry they won

In a way you can’t. Soccer clubs around the world have academies where every pro team has youth teams directly under the club all the way down to kids aged around 7. So Totti has been at the club for nearly 30 years, which simply can’t be matched in American sports

I think everyone likes it, just when a dude has destroyed your whole team and has won 10 straight play-off games against you, maybe not the best time to talk shit

The Rooney Melo comparison is the best imho

Hot dogs last? Are you a Russian spy or something?