The MAGA cult is violent towards literally any change they don’t like. 

https://jalopnik.com/owner-of-mclaren-senna-that-caught-fire-says-it-burned-1831503291

Your spirit animal is a Chocolate Lab named Buddy, isn’t it?

Count me in. Let’s be best friends!

(DT, reel it in a bit). 

After his last DUI my dog doesn’t drive anymore.

I’ve driven some pretty sketchy and scary cars in my time. Old cars and old hot rods can be pretty scary when you think of the ramifications of getting into an accident. However, by far, the scariest car I’ve ever driven was a Hellcat and let me explain why. The Hellcat Charger/Challenger (take your pick) is fast…

I found a couple of articles that seem to imply that 143 was the top speed they reached, not the average.

It bucked like a Bronco when the cop Probed it though.

It was trying hard to wrangle a wild Mustang but failed.

He'll go to jail, but I doubt he'll C-Max security 

It was quite an Expedition.

Weird flex, but keep exploring the the pun genre. You may eventually be able to take it all the way to the stage in somewhere like Malibu or Daytona. 

They lacked Focus.  Though after it was all over, the victim celebrated with a Fiesta. 

It couldn’t get away from the police Escort...

No, it just Edged into the Mustang during their evening Transit.

It wasn’t a successful Dodge.

So that Ford did not escape ?

Man, I know it. My buddy Paul was driving an M-Roadster with a bunch of Dinan parts, and he ended up trading it for an E46 M3 with the SMG.

10 minutes to change something on an Audi ?? that’s less than the time it takes for me to change my mind not to buy an Allroad

Wow, he wanted to get so far away from the car he hopped on a plane!