I bought a conversion van from a kid I knew in college. He was always taking road trips to Florida from the midwest and seemed to have plenty of ready cash. When I pulled the passenger pedestal seat off it’s base, I found several empty zip lock bags, a razor blade and a 6 inch section of plastic drink straw. I guess I…

I took a wet righthander, 3 blocks from home a little too fast (30 ish). Rear wheel drive 2013 Gen coupe. Rear end swings out to the left and I’m sliding down the road sideways. I hit a palm tree, just in front of the drivers side front wheel, pivoting around said tree (which had snapped off at the ground) coming to a…

Absolutely correct about bikes. I schooled an AMG S65 with my 22yr. old ZX11 Ninja (stock). $3000 bike. The Busa rides like it’s on rails. Precise and smooth, not the best on corners, but we’re talking speed here.

I’ve always wanted to install a covert paintball gun under the hood, with the hood ornament as a crosshair.

Welcome to Chi, remember to vote early, and vote often.

Great job, congrats on FT. Keep it up.

Genesis Coupe, 2013 - 2015 Fake hood grills.

Nice riding gear

Public school, right?

That’s why we introduced a new line of 1/2 pint monogrammed thermos’s.

Quarters, I wanna be quarters.

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

Your face is ugly...

Maybe?

Only if filled with crunchy red.

Back in 1979 I was road racing with WERA at Rockingham. Had weird new expansion chambers on my RD350 and managed to grind a hole through the side of one of them dragging through corners. My team manager braised a soup can over the hole and I went back on the track. Coming back into the pits, a spectator walked out in…

Make sure to fill them with crunchy red.

Don’t forget to save the bread.

Was it in a monogrammed thermos?

I’m good with that Pamela Anderson thing, not too sure about the rest.