Not surprising. By the looks of things, they've grown up watching their moms be depressed all the time. Kids ain't dumb.

So many bits and pieces of her are missing. Was she built from the spare parts cropped out of other models?

"Menthol of dad"? "Whom"? What?

He puts the sex in "sextagenarian".

Sorry. :'(

It looks like a sign for Dollywood or something.

I need to know for my research: Did she say "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" to each attendee, or did she just say "PENIS" once to four attendees.

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Every TV appearance she's done — with or without the babies — she's been absolutely manic. It's stressful just to watch/listen to her.

She's taking it way better than I would if some asshole got famous with my name.

I legit thought this article was going to be about Tyler Perry's "Madea". One letter changes a lot...

It feels like sandpaper, but it looks like it ought to feel worse.

She has told different stories about who the father is/was. No one knows for sure.

Pretty much.

Hader's impression is of NBC's other creepo, the very wrinkly Keith Morrison, who gets off talking about murderers, not pedophiles. Which is creepier? You decide.

I have nothing to add, but I feel obligated to comment on this post.

Unfortunately, you're probably correct.

The leader of this movement, Harold Camping, actually predicted the world would end in September 1994. After that date passed uneventfully, he claimed he'd done the math wrong. Somehow, he still has followers. [en.wikipedia.org]

Suddenly feeling fortunate that i don't know anyone who actually believes this.

Sequins? On a penis? This could lead to disaster. #SomethingMightGetStuckUpThere