That's funny. Somebody was telling me about this just the other day... I need to start watching this.

It was so fun!

Holy Shit! She needs to not wear crazy makeup all the time! I had no idea she was that cute under there.

He still looks 12.

I love this woman and I quote her all the time. "He won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver's." "Your vagina is cold."

I was neither surprised nor disappointed by this: I expected something like this would happen as soon as I read the post announing their appearance. The warning signs were right here on Jezebel.

I had to read this for school — 8th or 9th grade. Thinking about it now, I'm really surprised it was allowed!

This commercial basically reaffirmed my decision to wear sneakers every day of my life.

@hatey: Before I clicked on the link, I figured they wouldn't have a Black Jewish doll, but they do! They do!

He's always on the celly talking his Chuck Bass business. Bassness?

@hearmeroar: It certainly looks like it. WTF.

I watch GG just to see what Chuck Bass will be wearing. Srsly.

@I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby: However, we don't add the people the email was forwarded to. I think that's illegal.

@funnyface: My company does the same. Basically, everyone does. They can tell who opened and who clicked on what by email address. Any newsletter/promotional email you receive, just go ahead and assume this is the case.

I refuse to belive that's the same kid.

Weed.

She lives in a mineshaft?

Did she borrow Winehouse's unbeweavable weave?

@angryblackgurl: I don't have any insight into that.

@angryblackgurl: No, he just went to their party. It was at another school. But still — not cute. He looked better with hair, but... not cute.