GM deserves a special award for failing with a lineup exclusively composed of some of the best Japanese cars of the decade.

The Geo Storm and Isuzu Impulse were severely underappreciated cars. They were great handling little vehicles that were very engaging to drive. It is a shame they never found more buyers

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

I mean, like, I would, but still.

Actually, Hank wants to take you for a ride.

I like those Wiesmann but to be honest I would probably go for a second-hand Morgan AeroMax :

Isdera you say? How’s about an Imperator 108i with a periscope rear view mirror, gullwing doors, and weird quad hinged wipers?

Based on the scale of those people, that car is 150 feet long.

It’s a gun rack - pretty much standard equipment in rural areas, back when this was new . . .

Yeah, I mean, it’s not like the truck owner got himself into this sitch by not paying his loan, amiright?  Has to be someone else’s fault!

Why don’t you give that lunatic your car. For free. He’s going to need it. If you don’t, you’re literally ruining his life, don’t you know.

“Car repossessions are major bummers, and they happen all too often in a climate where auto dealerships prey on the financially vulnerable.”

I applaud Toyota for injecting a little spice here, but they have gone overboard.

For gits and shiggles, I went to Kelley Blue Book and turned up the wick on every option, and told it that the condition was beyond compare.

“TOURUS”

Just watch NHRA. Women kick all kinds of ass over there.

Pole position has a completely different meaning over at Jezebel. I think it’s time auto racing should switch the phrase to something else before someone gets recreationally offended and demands social justice.

Don’t forget the interior.

Did we accidentally get a Jezebel article on Jalopnik?