And customers are switching to ride share rather than rent cars. 

My wife’s 2106 Focus Platinum hatchback has been a real joy to own, the only real downside is the depreciation. Keep it forever..

Hope it comes with a spare head gasket

Martha Stewart went to jail for less

That would be me, Cayman and a quad cab Tacoma

My Cayman has an antenna embedded in the middle of the windsheild

Go price a Tacoma, I’ll wait..

Incorrect, Portland owns it. Source: I’ve lived in both states, currently in Washington where it’s a little less fucked-in-half moronic. 

Me too, I stream Amazon music through it. works great

Laser Jammers are illegal in Nebraska, Minnesota, Utah, California, Oklahoma, Virginia, Colorado and WashingtonD.C. and Radar Jammers are illegal in all 50 states.

I have a detector and jammers in my car (legal in Washington State), also rock a dashcam to prove I’m behaving. Good luck with your radar gun, it’ll read zero when I cruise by.

Cayman, bottom, right beside the drain plug

A Cayman isn’t a step down :)

i had a friend that wanted help buying a car. he said, i want something with a warranty, reliable cheap, good on gas, and can seat 7 and haul stuff. literally not possible. But I did find him a base model caravan that was heavily incentivized and he actually bought it so I guess that’s a win.

I have a friend who’s top two priorities are that the fuel filler cap is on the drivers side (sort of understand this) and that there’s a grab handle on the drivers side A-pillar! Those are literally his top 2 priorities! They’re not even searchable criteria anywhere other than just eyeballing traffic around you…

you’re fucking kidding, right??

comedy gold

I’m guessing that gives you lots of spare time for hobbies and the like :)

My ex-girlfriend’s 2008 Audi TT had a flat bottomed steering wheel, it was helpful for ingress/egress. She however was a lying, cheating, fucked up skank.

The only thing that buyers for this class of vehicle care about.. cup holders. How many? How wide & deep? Heated? Refrigerated?