... it would take a catastrophe for the team to not at least make the play-in round.

All a ploy to get a play in against Syria so we can claim a W in the Middle East for once.

Lololol Red Sox (and New England sports in general).

Reminds me of a joke I heard which went like this:
Q: What do you get if you drive through Tallahassee real slow?
A: A degree from Florida State

Good thing he’s got that FSU education to fall back on instead of a multi-million dollar pro contract. Should help ease the pain a little bit.

I want someone to note that Alice Paul, Harriet Tubman, and Henry David Thoreau also did things for the freedoms we enjoy today, not just the self-proclaimed heroes of the military and police and those who hide behind them.

As someone who has had personal interactions with Steve Loomis, you can take it from me. The man is a huge asshole. He may be the biggest asshole I’ve ever met, and that’s saying something because I worked as a journalist covering politics. So I met a lot of assholes.

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

The police department that shot Tamir Rice has a problem with black players protesting police violence/discrimination. Natch.

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

Take your damn star!

Sophie had a better choice.

Most of the OU frat boys are still trying to run the triple fucking option.

This IS a subpar website.

Man, that burn Hurts So Good.

Wait wait wait... hang on just a second. I thought Mellencamp was Dollar Store Springsteen?

I mean, he’s also not wrong that everything about the Dodgers is awful

Kids please....Do Not Play On The Grassy Knoll In Dallas.

I’m blissfully the opposite type of pooper. I travel a lot for work, and the first thing I do when I walk into a new hotel room is poop.