Fuck, Sean Spicer can’t stop being one upped.

His farewell speech at the closing of Candlestick Park was a classic: ‘I hate you all. I hope the Dodgers sweep.’

Sometimes you bust the Nutt.

Seriously. My first thought was ‘wife material’

Someone sent me this article because my dad was actually the co-counsel for the defense of Daniel Green, which was not the best position to be in as a 10 year old because the DA’s kids got to meet Michael Jordan and I didn’t! Anyway, Green got life and is seeking a new trial

I was born and raised in Lumberton. Lumbees are definitely not black. Also, go fuck yourself.

Between Pablo Sandoval, Allen Craig and Rusney Castillo, the Red Sox are paying 3 guys about $3 million more to not play for them than the Padres are paying to their entire major league roster.

Machete Girl was unimpressed by the whole thing. She’s standing in between a guy with a machete and a guy with a trash can and seems totally unconcerned that she might accidentally get caught up in the melee. Then Machete Guy taps out, gets in the car, and she’s like, “nah, I’ll just wait here a minute.”

A major “oh fucking hell” moment if you really are swinging a machete with intent.

He’d lose his fucking mind if someone else’s kid with lice sat next to him on a plane. And write 2800 words about that.

And many Abenaki are white, and many Cherokee are black, and so on and so forth. For centuries, Natives and Blacks have shared a common trait down south: One drop. One drop of blood from anything that isn’t western European born, you’re colored.

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

by the time the next round of broadcast rights goes up for negotiations, millions more subscribers will have cut cable entirely and the huge fees ESPN/ABC and AT&T (Turner) pay will be far less palpable. These rising costs cannot last and there won’t be a network left to pay them unless there’s something ridiculous…

(1) I don’t know how Forbes does these team evaluations, so I’m not going to say they’re “wrong”, but you can look at the last ten years of NBA team sales and find that in that year, Forbes’ value was just about always significantly below the actual sale price.

Ben Lindbergh did that study with the help of a lab. Basically, the balls are definitely different and they can pinpoint an exact time in which they changed. https://theringer.com/2017-mlb-home-run-spike-juiced-ball-testing-reveal-155cd21108bc

Someone hasn’t just done a comparison of balls today to three or four years ago? Wouldn’t that take a half-decent lab like a week to figure out any differences?

This is 2017 — stop making assumptions!

Andy Roddick was a petulant child, one who tormented coaches and line judges for the majority of his underachieving career. I could never bring myself to cheer for him, and shed no tears when he retired. Yes, Roddick’s 2009 Wimbledon final performance was admirable—for a brief moment, I almost switched sides in…

No “probably” about it. Roddick lost FOUR major finals to Federer, including that Wimbledon and two others. And he’s younger than Federer! He must fucking hate that guy.

In Ezekiel’s defense, he probably meant to punch out the woman instead.