Not even close, i was in high school and could have lost my virginity to a college girl and instead got spooked by her come-ons and played vids with my buddy at his house instead.

Dred Scott v. Sandford is still the worst decision ever.

“This sport is trash”

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

He actually had an origin story in the books, and it was decent. The writing was a little cheesy, but the plot was fine and fit him, and it glossed over the other books/comics and still left some mystery about his past. Basically, the plot was he was an orphan, raised by a cruel smuggler (this character is rumored to…

If I’m not mistaken, the Reds have players named Scooter, Homer, and Rookie, leading me to believe their director of scouting was a Muppet Babies fan or some shit.

Though it turns out Mexico is sending their best.

Messi was thinking about inviting his national teammates but decided he’d rather the wedding not end up as a huge disappointment.

Forgive me; I meant Eighth Amendment *Junior*

He got community service for throwing it at Kim, he still faces 15 years in federal prison for the far more serious Canadian offence of wasting beer.

Fisher’s behavior was particularly disgusting to me due to the fact that Vince Young saved that guy’s career in at least two or three back to back seasons due to the fact that he would win in spite of Fisher’s horrific coaching.

When pressed, Fisher says “has 7-9 good stories he could tell about Vince. But he is working hard every day to make them more competitive.”

Someone should tell Magic little digs like this is how Phil Jackson started out......

Because competition is fun and entertaining? Because that’s the whole point if the league?

MVPs and national heroes don’t care, son.

Won’t happen. In fact I’m expecting Bettman to award an expansion franchise to Albuquerque any day now.

Maybe Odubel’s brothers Isengl and Etripl will have more success on the basepaths.

Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

It was a quintessential Max Scherzer game until it wasn’t

I already love dogs. I don’t need another reason to love dogs. But when dogs tackle children, that love soars even higher.