I have never played football beyond the high school level, and I walk into grocery stores and can’t remember what I needed to get.

Jeb Bush: Please clap.

As a Blackhawks fan, I started watching in 2008-2009, a year or two after they were finally back on TV regularly. When I grew up, I’d get lucky to see a game on WGN or something, but we’d always go to Chicago Wolves games. People who liked hockey in Chicago were most likely going to Wolves games instead of…

That announcer sounded exactly like what i expected someone calling a Mulerider Softball game would sound like

Why is this still in the greys lmao.

What we saw during this series was a Cavs team playing at about half-speed, except maybe in the second half of Game 3 when they were really gunning it. If the Pacers had won either of the first two games, you would’ve gotten three-quarters-speed or maybe even petal-to-the-metal Cavs in the next game and the series…

No surprise, the pacer is always the worst car on the track and promptly gets the eff out of the way so the race can actually start.

Well the Phoenix mascot has natural talent, but Carlton has grit and his routine is more cerebral.

(two days before he’s scheduled to come off, goes back on with an undercooked squirrel meat-related sickness)

Also, Gnash wants to point out that the Phoenix Gorilla needed to be helped off the court that one time whereas Carlton the Polar Bear danced through the crowd on a sprained hind leg for hours.

You wouldn’t really expect to see a big cat blowing a dog whistle.

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

He will undergo testing as fears mount that he is showing signs of early onset MLS.

I think you are seriously selling short the Juve-Monaco matchup. Given how they are both playing, I would put the winner of that matchup as the favorite in the final, even if Real makes it.

He’s heading to Trump Tower over the weekend to discuss the Securities and Exchange Commission chairmanship.

Full season of sucking? Nice to know you haven’t actually been watching United games

The Atlanta Hawks? They’re Atlanta’s Air Force!

Fun fact: Technically, I am from the same species as John Wall, so that’s neat.

If Tony Stewart was driving the Semi it would be his fault. If some other non rich guy with no insurance was driving it the fault would lie with you.