The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Can confirm

...painfully true.

Baylor has committed yet another unforgivable atrocity: causing me to side with the Texas legislature.

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

I think its a culture thing, honestly. There is so much emphasis put on mindlessly obeying management and coaches that NFL players are just not cut out for collective bargaining.

Dom, I just want to say thanks, you are killing it with these football articles. Incredibly informative.

“We have been able to unite our country with our blond hair.”

I think we can all agree it has tremendous upside potential.

To be fair MLB itself is headed in the same pro-fun direction, because that’s just what players are like now. Just more history and bad sportswriter takes weighing it down.

I felt a great disturbance in the sport, as if millions of baseball writers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly choked on their indignation.

This move just confirms the already widely held suspicion that Manchester United is a stepping stone for the Chicago Fire.

I think at this point they’re officially selecting “stars” who are less notable than the dancers.

The first base coach seems equally oblivious.

More like Juroutson.

Ryan Hanigan will forever have a place in my heart.

Plus England is northern pasty white ass country that doesn’t produce great athletes

Not to mention that this year’s team pretty much devalued it just by showing up....

How long has Deadspin had this headline locked and loaded and waiting for release?

Fan should have known to watch out for his Nether regions at that game.