I’m confused here about the role of this James Dolan person. I remember all of the 1990s and it was clear to me then that Michael Jordan was the one who owned the Knicks.

Gruden spends 2 hours of a 3 hours broadcast trying to remind all the viewers he knows lots of “football words”. His schtick needs to stay at ESPN and on the QB camp series. I can’t stand his love affair for Brady and Luck, he’s a borderline stalker.

Where should we meet?

Hockey worked in Phoenix, it did not work in Glendale. That is why they team is looking to get to the East side of Phoenix.

Then they moved them as far west as possible, essentially alienating half of the valley. Incompetence doesn’t even come close to describing it.

Probably wants to bring in his own guys but wanted the coaches to deliver top prospects first. Just college coaches being college coaches - and by that I mean shitty human beings.

You know what Andy Reid finds even more enticing than Tony Romo’s busted ribs?

Name George W. Bush’s speechwriter. Do it now. Since they are all public figures, you should be able to.

Getting slapped down by Ted Cruz wasn’t enough for you guys? You have to go after Simmons too?

It says a lot when a guy who lost $100 million on Mitt Romney decides not to invest in you.

And if Sage Steele things LAX was a nightmare, just imagine trying to get across the Edmund Pettus Bridge back in the day.

At least ESPN managed to silence Keith Law, that guy’s evolution takes were outrageous.

Press Conference in 2021: “The Washington Redskins are pleased to announce the hiring of our new General Manager, Albert Haynesworth!”

fined and suspended for not making it off the team plane

So, Rodger Federer, greatest athlete in the world right? Better then all the US Sports guys, better then Messi and Ronaldo who function within teams.

Already probably the best player his truly global sport has ever produced and has now won a tournament by beating several of the top guys in 1 or 2 generations after his.…

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, to be precise, because you can’t be a proper cracker without two names referencing Confederate leaders.

True story. I once dumped a girl because her favorite cracker was a Triscuit. I couldn’t look her in the eye after learning this. Well that and she fucked my roommate. I still get bitter and angry about it all these years later. Triscuits? How could she have been such a bad person?

Atlanta Resident #1: what if just don’t show up to the games. That’ll teach ‘em!

If the Braves bring back Otis Nixon as a consultant that probably means they intend to keep stealing.

and if he’s near the first down marker, the defender is making the correct play by hitting him instead of letting #28 finish the tackle alone. He’s definitely got to turn his body more, get his shoulder around, and get lower though. that’s pretty hard to do when the runner is moving to the ground (Brown looks like…

You’re right that Brown may not have been able to adjust in time - partly because the tackler swung Williams into him, like you said, but mainly because Brown put his head down and tried to lay a hit on Williams instead of, I don’t know, keeping his head up and trying to actually tackle.