Texans are only the 3rd team to make the playoffs while never scoring 28 points in a game. Impressive

I’d rather watch two pigeons fight over a cigarette butt in the park.

True. Maybe if the Knicks had moved to White Plains it would be more apt.

sometimes you ride high sometimes you crash and burn

“Help me!”

Evidently her coach didn’t teach her how to move her head. She ate every punch Nunes threw clean and hasn’t been hurt often enough to know how to react in that situation. It’s too bad that these back to back losses will now be what’s remembered.

Rickey Henderson says hello.

Huh, I thought they called him Mr. Mean because he was average.

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

It’s really a beautiful thing to see your NBA fanfic come to life. Prolific author Love2ShipBigMen must be having a great day.

It’s good to take a look back back back back back back

If by champagne you mean flint-water moonshine, then, yes.

Fuck me, a Canadian team is going to win the Stanley Cup, aren’t they?

We, American’s that is, deserve a Cowboys-Patriots superbowl. That goes into quadruple overtime tied at 0-0. Then somehow an old rule kicks in and they are BOTH crowned SB champs. Then Duke wins the NCAA tournament. We need to atone for 2016.

Get a brain! Maroons

The last time the redskins thought they were in control of their own destiny, it manifested itself in a similarly poor fashion.

There’s only one thing to be done: trade him to the Pelicans for 9 conditional 2nd round picks in the years 2049-2057 with the condition that he change his name to N’Awlins.

Rogue One is better, though!

In fairness, NC Central did win, but then the Republicans in the North Carolina legislature passed a retroactive law saying they lost.