“I can really give a flying fuck,” Smith said.

So it was all a misunderstanding. Hillary didn’t mean to say “basket of deplorables.” What she meant to say was “his future Cabinet.”

Thomas: You’ve got to lie in the bed you’ve made

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

Jesus Christ. If the NFL was actually serious about this shit, Timmons would have been ejected immediately after that. Launched himself at a QB who was in the process of getting rid of the ball? Fuck you, dude.

Their o-line sucks, but that was just another Steeler cheap shot...

Is this the first 1000-star comment? It deserves it. This comment should be put in the Smithsonian.

DAAAAYUM!

Here’s your 400th star you magnificent bastard.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I asked him why he had his hand on his gun the man said it was police procedure. So I said really and he said no it’s my procedure

So what’s he’s saying is I should start having sex no later than 11:59?

And then they came for the group gatherings, And I didn’t speakup because I could go to the bar; And then they came for the barkeeps, And I didn’t speak up because I could stream illegally; And then . . . they came for me . . . And by that time i was watching porn because, who cares about Jags V. Titans?

I’m a cord cutter and I don’t think I will ever go back. If there is a game on that I really want to watch, I go watch it with someone. Bring them a 6-pack and everyone is happy.

Orange you surprised at how much difference a few years makes?

Was Weiss wurst?

I’m glad you mentioned girls in a small town instead of just your dad in a trailer for a “get laid” bet.

Two other great anecdotes from that story: Ivanka cut an ad for daddy then wanted it pulled because it might ruin her brand (she learned well), and that his staff used 27towin.com to randomly try and generate a path to 270 to see how to move forward.

The tell-all books after this campaign is over are going to be amazing.

Running a shitty candidate solely on the basis that he’s “not the other guy” is a great way to lose a winnable election. (See Dole ‘96, Kerry ‘04, McCain ‘08, Romney ‘12.) If the Democrats lose this one it’s their own damned fault for trotting out another Clinton.