Bravely flying their Confederate flags..

Come on Deadspin. That’s quite a stretch.

Could it have something to do with the city of Agra from the film?

This. If a judge has to tell you who won, it’s not a sport, it’s an exhibition.

The key mistake is that the umpire watches the ball hit the catcher’s glove. Watch his head look down before he makes the mistake.

Chastised, perhaps, gut there’s no forgiveness for pagans.

3X the silent treatment from the A’s bench, too, probably.

That was WAY more than just a Pekka the lips #nottruefans

No, Clippy has more hair.

Umm. The Colisseum has been empty for every Raider game since they left at the end of the 1994 season.

That was the Jays’ new closer, Jason Grilli, promoted after Roberto Osuna was placed on the DL.

This Reds fan’s gonna go with #WeWantaPitchR

Paying players gets you the death penalty, not raping women & children. I think the NCAA’s values are pretty clear.

With a name like “Ryan Hanigan,” I’d say that ball had a little Irish on it...then out of it...then under it.

Now that’s-a how you get-a the besa-ballo!

Andrew Sullivan is penning some great stuff for NY Magazine. If they could bring him over, he’d be top-three right away.

Who’s to say the the moon and the sun aren’t flat, too?

What makes the play terrifying and the call questionable, is the fact that the tackler slung him into the head-on hit. I’m not sure Brown could adjust in time.

Buch:holz::book:wood. Translated from German, his name is “bookwood,” one of the only names I can think of with four ohs.

I think you’ve found the only rational slogan for the team’s next season ticket drive.