I read that letter in Marianne Williamson’s voice

It’s cool to see Marianne Williamson is a deadspin reader

“(We’ve emailed Crusher’s Club about this tweet in particular, and will update it if and when they get back to us.)”

“Wunderchud” is my bandname, and a registered trademark!

“you great big girl’s blouse”

This is the first time I haven’t been able to stifle my laughter in the office

Damn this is just some garbage tier trolling

In 2016, I lived in NY.

“retreads, shitbags, losers, and Luke Walton”

Maria Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for, Agent Ward?

Oh god this is going to be an underrated comment

as a guy in his mid-20s and losing his hair, I’d kill to be my friends who are prematurely graying with a full head of hair

I moved to a new state a few months back, and for the first time in my life I had Jack in the Box. After finishing my meal there, my reaction was “well I could have gone the rest of my life without this experience”

Good, I wasn’t the only one who read “Nathan Peterman” at first

I was actually surprised to overhear some people in the office expressing anti trump sentiment who I always assumed were trump supporters. Now I just assume they're "never trump" guys who actually voted for him but don't cop to it and just enjoy their tax breaks quietly

I see people going in to reds games 81 times a year, so needless to say, I’ve seen a lot of shit. But today is something else entirely.

I work across the street from US Bank Arena. I felt like I was walking through the streets of the third reich this morning going into work, except everyone has diabetes and gets winded walking up stairs.

Gamers have infiltrated the Chads.

Counterpoint: No one should ever need to read what Splinter actually wrote in the first place.

I’m sorry, I’ve been busy the last few days, so I’m just catching up here. Is the jist of this that the guy who’s entire 2016 election platform was “Here’s everything I hate about America” wants people who don’t like America to leave?