Yeah 3 homeruns in 49 career plate appearances comes out to like a 36 homerun season pace. Not exactly like Bumgarners owned puig.

after about 10 minutes of mad queen-ing, it just kind of became torture porn

regressing to the mean for the red sox right now would be an improvement

Agreed. I finished the episode and thought to myself “okay, I’m done with this.” I’m amazed at how quickly my hype completely died out as soon as the battle for Winterfell started.

could be a Mordo in Doctor Strange-like situation?

“comedy-adjacent low-grade meme fodder” is my noise band’s name

Expectations vs. Reality, New York City is the worst place on earth. No one should want to live there

I did a sim of the 2019 Orioles in the new OOTP, and gave up after 1 season of going 38-124.

how the fuck did brienne and grey worm survive that after all the good that happened to them last week?

this is the best possible take

Someone missed the part where you’re supposed to wait until after you’re president to have all your crimes come to light.

yeah they started 11-1 last year too. Everything evens out in the end.

How many people does Arya actually know? It’s like Hot Pie, Gendry, Jaqen H’Ghar, the Hound and her family.

As someone with bad posture and back issues, I retroactively assumed it was to keep you from using your elbows to support your head, or causing you to lean over to reach your food or something like that that would promote bad sitting posture? I know whenever I catch myself with my elbows on the table I pull them away,…

Chris Davis vs. Trevor Rosenthal would be the Irresistable force/Immovable object of 2019

The Starks are the Avengers, now, and Arya is The One Who Can Flip Faces And Do Wild Ninja Stabs. (Black Widow?)

I agree. The first 20 minutes of the episode are my favorite 20 minutes of television as a whole. I rewatched the episode this past weekend and even though it was my third or fourth watch through, I was still on the edge of my seat as it all unfolded.

The Trump Administration is unambiguously pro human trafficking

So what does this mean for Felicity Huffman’s Booty Academy: Los Angeles?

Man I don’t even know where Barry was going with this, since Tony Bernazard didn’t make his big league debut until 1979. Also 44+6=50, which is notably 7 less than 57. Either way, Velez holds the MLB record for non-pitchers at 46. Bernazard was 18 in 1974, so maybe he did it in the minor leagues?