The fact that (at least as far as I can tell) Sanders hasn’t worn her smoky eye shadow this week tells me that Michelle Wolf won.

Well of course you’re not the only one. You posted two pictures of the same person, everyone can see that.

Why would someone need an NDA for an affair that didn’t happen...

The effort was lead by a Republican from Indiana, Rep. Luke Messer, who is already claiming that Trump has brought peace to Asia, despite having launched two missile attacks on Syria.

The leaks are coming from inside the [white] house!

I’m gonna go ahead and flatly deny that SHS is any younger than 55, no matter what the facts may say. SHS would be so proud of me.

Jesus fuck SHS is only 35?

I feel the same exact way about the whole “Rocket Man” thing. I’ve been trying to get that to stick since high school!

I’m not quite sure how yet, but this is definitely insulting towards Sarah Huckabee-Sanders’ looks, right?

what does your odometer read?

conveniently forgetting implies he ever knew that to begin with

you wouldn’t happen to know where to go in that video for the comments on the fox interview would you? I’m not trying to listen to Mika and Joe for 22 minutes.

Ah, yes. Double-reverse infiltration protocol. I’ve heard about that. YOU CAN’T PROVE I HAVEN’T!

Agreed. This was one of the strongest episodes of Legion

This is an incredibly good point actually. I imagine he had quite a hard time making that decision, with the “everything must be big, gold and shiny” part of his brain losing out to the “no one can look at my hands” part.

I only just noticed it when you enhanced on macron’s ringed hand. I’d do more research but I’d rather not spend a lot of time looking at trump’s hands.

you ever notice trump doesn’t wear his wedding ring?

I don’t know if I can go on living, knowing that I will never feel truly comfortable again in my life, after watching that video.

I’m so uncomfortable on a spiritual level right now. I didn’t know this level of discomfort was possible.

my god those hands are small. Every time I see a picture of his hands I think they’re edited to piss him off because there’s no way his hands can actually be that small. Yet here we are.