So I missed a lot of the streams and early impressions. Is this game the over hyped disappointment that I expected it to be? Or is it actually worth picking up on Tuesday?

Yeah, I don’t hate him either. His shows are entertaining enough and his catch phrases are fun to throw around sarcastically.

I’ve gotten exactly one professional massage in my life, and let me tell you, I also moaned for all to hear. That shit is awesome.

She is very, very attractive.

Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.

Fuck Portugal, they were shit all tournament.

He was just trying to catch a pokemon

Literally drinking his tears

Sorry bud....

That qualifies as a rant? You basically said, *I dunno if 1+1=2* and I told you that yes, 1+1=2 and that any other result would be false. Have you even watched a men’s tennis game in your whole life?

*If* Federer won? So that would be in doubt, in your opinion? That’s like asking yourself who would win a 100 m race between Florence-Griffith Joyner and Usain Bolt or a soccer match between the women’s WC champion and the men’s WC champion. It’s not sexism to claim that of course the men would win these events, it’s…

That wasn’t the ‘Battle of the Sexes’. That was the best female tennis player of her time playing against a guy in his mid-fifties who retired from tennis two decades ago at the time. The only real battle would be the women’s No 1 against her male counterpart. That would have been Jimmy Connors at the time, if I…

How many times has Tom Ley or Billy Haisley uttered that phrase to a 12 year old boy before doing unspeakable things?

This is some top notch creative race baiting.

Congratulations, this is in the top five most moronic things I’ve read on the internet. It’s also a little racist.

Maybe you can cook up a think piece on being a male feminist or post a picture of you with a sign that says “A woman’s place is in the white house”

Good male feminist

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Those damn Amish are at it again

Any Jezebel longform