I ran (cross country) in high school, too. Now I'm 35, and a nine-minute mile no longer feels "slow."

I think the surprise here is that an ostensibly "boring," "regular" person (at least when on the witness stand) associates with — let alone is engaged to — a piece of human detritus like Hernandez.

McCarthy's argument was instantly invalidated by his misuse of "reigns" when he meant "reins." I heard nothing beyond that.

Funny you should mention that. I was just in the bathroom at work, and the guy in the next stall egregiously violated the shit clock. I mean, that guy had been in there at least twenty minutes BEFORE I went in, and he was still there when I left after my own ten-minute loaf-pinching session.

That's a clear shit clock…