With the second overall pick in the 1989 NFL draft, the Green Bay Packers select Barry Sanders, Oklahoma State, and not overrated steroid gobbling Tony Mandarich.

Somebody’s gonna post that Red October meme any minute now...

Any salesman worth his salt knows that the VR6 has any amount of valves the customer wants it to have. Rookie mistake.

The GT40 couldn’t be made anywhere but America? Take a seat... I have some terrible news for you.

The most insane part of these “takeover conspiracies” is that these people believe they, armed with hunting rifles, small assault weapons (maybe), and Vietnam-era souvenir artillery, would fend off the full might of the American military. THINK ABOUT HOW CRAZY THIS SOUNDS.

This ship looks like it’s spinning around to say “The fuck you say bitch?”

You suck at understanding things.

Verizon always knew that ESPN would sue, and they’ve always known that ESPN will win. This is not about changing the status quo, it’s about selling customers on the idea that Verizon wants to provide customers the service they want, and it’s not their fault that they can’t.

Oh Hell no. I refuse to start paying for porn again.

Hands down, my favorite part of this is knowing Greg’s last Whitlock piece turned ol’ Jase into a 9/11 truther.

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So I'm confused Greg, do you like Whitlock or not? It's hard to tell.

“Eat on Monday what everyone forgot they put in the fridge on Friday.”

Damn, Whitlock got put in a vacant.

Is it just me, or is Adrian Beltre one of the coolest cats in baseball?

I’m willing to give Washington the benefit of the doubt here, because if there’s anything we’ve learned about this franchise it’s that they usually make the correct personnel decisions.

The 2,632 consecutive tweets also served as a nice tribute to Cal Ripken Jr.

But we’re at the point where it’s all water under the bridge, and hopefully whatever comes next from both the original Top Gear team and whatever the BBC is working on is total garbage.

Three years is better than no years

So there is lost Love between these two teams?