This is the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism I come to Deadspin for.

No thank you, the trio or nothing

Meh, you're a douche. He may have been slightly close to you but he didn't cut you off because he was traveling faster than you. You didn't have to slow down to avoid hitting him. You could have just honked to notify him that were were displeased...instead you honked and kept flashing lights at him. I'm not saying…

RIP in peace? Rest In Peace, in peace?

No worries there, I'm absolutely positive they'll do the steering wheel in any material you like.

Congrats, you're an abusive parent. Showing your kid not to be violent by being violent? Excellent strategy. That poor baby boy, why do you think he hits, when you show him that hitting is appropriate? And shaking? How old is he? I've seen one too many kids with fucked up vision from being shaken. But I don't think…

"I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words... When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly wise [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint".

I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

That looks to be off by 1.5 PSI.

I hope you don't expect a Christian to have actually read his/her bible...

No one wants it.

"Thanks for providing the video. Otherwise, there was no way to know for sure that he could hit anything."

(Most of the) QBs Andre Johnson had during his career:
David Carr
Tony Banks
Dave Ragone
Matt Schaub
Sage Rosenfels
TJ Yates
Case Keenum
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Tom Savage

That is a fucking travesty. Andre Johnson put all-time great numbers with those guys throwing him the ball. We all saw what Larry Fitzgerald did with a couple years…

Bradley was shot in the face all right, and found in an alley behind a John Deere store