No. While the ending is completely incredible and makes me want to kill myself everytime I watch it, the rest of the episode really is just OK.

“The Girl In The Fireplace.”

Maybe she’ll be Carol’s future self.

If I a cop called to BS like this, I’d do everything I could to fuck with the caller. I’d make them come down to the station to give a statement, then make her wait there for a couple days; I’d confiscate their phone for evidence; I’d give them a breathalyzer test; I’d offer to give them a ride to the station to give…

I am dying to hear some of these 911 calls.

I feel for them too. Beside Jordan Cleveland also had Elway beating the Browns three out of four years to get to the Super Bowl.

I’m sure he was in fear for his life.

I’m sure he was in fear for his life.

I wonder if this is where the jacket trend started?

I think Thanos in going to come back and help the Avengers.

Cleveland’s weather has been awesome (knocks on wood) for a while now. I don’t know if it’s due to global warming or LeBron or the flat Earth, but the weather has been really nice. Still he dodged a bullet; a REALLY BIG BULLET.

He doesn’t realize how lucky he is that he escaped the Browns. Three years from now he’ll still be in the league.

You have to give your DNA whenever you’re arrested. If they track you by using a relative’s DNA 10 years from now they’ll finally know who killed JonBenet.

I honestly don’t know why these guys don’t do something to get arrested the night before the draft. Sure you may not get to be the number one pick, but if it falls right you could end up on a contending team.

I think for it to be goaltending the ball has to be on the way down toward the basket.

My last job was at a K-Mart which closed. It was third shift and we had a lot of turnover, I’d say we general had 20% PoC. I was a mailman for a few years. I worked in pretty much a black neighborhood and almost all my co-workers were black.

When I was younger I was completely unprepared when faced with racist white people. They just assume every white person is racist, I guess, and start spieling about white supremacy, welfare queens, etc. We need to shut these people down as soon as they start, otherwise they will just assume you agree with them. It can…

OK. The gun possibility would be a police matter. Wouldn’t they have a phone number on their website for customers to call?

Would a boycott work? I think it was a Chicken restaurant that didn’t want to serve a gay couple, the gay community boycotts and the anti-gay community lines up around the block.

I don’t think this is true. I can’t imagine police having to remove people from businesses over ticky-tacky crap like this.