Jakeem doesn’t count. The Thunderbolt is a mystical being. And BL’s other daughter doesn’t have electrical powers.

1. He’s black. 2. Has lightning powers. 3. Not this guy...

I remember a Simpson episode when the city was so fucked up they just built another city five miles down the road and moved there.

I think this resurgange of racist white assholes is going to be short lived. They are just getting too old. there will always be skinheads, the KKK, white supremacists in our mists, but the real leaders of this movement are going to start dying off.

Would salt, pepper, etc. even come close to looking like weed?

But was he COMPLETELY across the line of scrimmage? Remember when Eli’s heel was still on the line of scrimmage so therefore the pass counted? I think they should change the rule so that the passer has to be completely behind the line.

I hope it’s warmer for next years parade.

Is the 911 call anywhere online?

Just to break up the sadness, the Tribe won 22 games in a row last season.

No. He would if they went 1-15 again.

I think it’s the uniforms. Ever since they went to that weird red-orange Nike design they’ve been 4-44. They’ve been bad but never this bad for this long.

I kind of feel the ratings drop could be attributed to the three teams that moved the past couple years. The NFL lost those fans and those teams maybe haven’t caught on in the new cities yet.

If he stays in college another year and the Browns get the first pick next year, then what?

What about the other side of the coin? People who aren’t going to the game or watching them because the owners are threatening players who are expressing their First Amendment rights? That’s what turns me away from the NFL-clueless owners. I wonder if any of them ever served? I’m sure a couple must have.

1. OK they are out of shape, but they still out number the guy three to one. Was Martin some kind of body builder?

I’m pretty sure Hoover tried trickle-down economics at the start of the Depression. Why do poor people vote Republican? What’s the point of having the right to own guns if you can’t afford to buy bullets?

What is even crazier in that in three years all those players the Browns pick will most likely be out of NFL. They would have better drafts if they pulled names out of a hat.

The Browns were undefeated in pre-season.

This is kind of common. When I was a mailman we had to deliver mail to a certain area before sunset because it was dangerous after dark.

God I hope this happens. Being a Clevelander I know what it’s like to have the football gods constantly against you. This might break perfectly for them.