Don’t these stodgy EU officials know about Brexit? None of their rules apply anymore.

I’d really be down with a “no auto-playing gifs of traumatic injuries” policy on this site. Let people decide whether they want to see that shit or not. I almost never click on Deadspin’s “look at this horrible injury!” articles because I don’t need or want to watch other people suffering, but I didn’t have a choice…

I’d take your bet, but I took math in highschool so you’d probably call me ineligible and never pay up.

Clearly, this is one of those paid protesters I’ve been hearing so much about through my unassailable news outlets.

That’s the problem these days in a nutshell: too many dumbshits triggered by civility.

Yeah, but, this one goes to 11.

I hate myself for reading all of that.

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

Tie goes to the school who didn’t cover up child molestation for four decades.

Why focus on things like rape prevention when we can have a hypothetical conversation about whether or not these sentient robots are being sexually assaulted? Like don’t you know that robots need consent too?

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

Just cause Brady was suspended, you think he doesn’t deserve a pre-season game?

“including replays of EPIC TACKLES”

Carmelo goes to a favela to see how the underclass lives without incident while 32 year old frat boy Locknut pisses on Brazil and run home spewing bullshit.

And Iran

“He should be okay to go by next Sunday.” - Roger Goodell

At this rate, Messi will score as many goals at the Euros as Ronaldo.