Car ads pretty much always are. Checkout how gloriously awful the copy is on this Ford Expedition ad from a 1999 National Geographic I saw the other day (sorry for the poor photo, I was on the can):

Mike is thick.

I tried that at a local training event Ford had locally for dealership.

It feels... Different. But the panels feels sooooo much stiffer than steel ones.

From this dialogue, it is possible to determine that author Tavarish is simply an exceedingly practical individual with extraordinarily simple solutions to complex problems.

Rumor has it that after pwning his sons, the father told them he previously had and would continue to have sexual relations with their mother.

One of the main reasons why I'm seriously considering buying this truck is to do my part in making this sell well enough for Ford to take notice. That probably doesn't make much sense but oh well...

I want this truck to be a hit solely so the Ranger can return. Long live the Ranger!

Panel van crowd have always seemed pretty accommodating.

Stanced Bro

"Hack"?

That looks about as menacing as my electric razor. Which it may have been styled after.

That Mallett looks really Hammered... sorry, had to.

Go for a run, stop being fat.