lol, love because it does EVERYTHING you could need or want, hate it because well, you’re doing a task that requires Excel....

This is Sharky. His first time at the beach. RIP.

We have to be careful not to allow them to change the narrative and slip into the mainstream,” the crusader warned.

That Simmons quote should be example 1, 1A and 1B why his career path has taken a sharp downward turn of late. Who wants to read that word salad bullshite?

I was invited to be a pretend horse once. I said “Nay”.

You need to do better than that if you’re going to write an entire post on this. I’ll take any reason I can get to be appalled by Simmons, but I’m not seeing it here.

I still miss Grantland. It was a good thing.



One day a font will be invented with smoke coming from it, to indicate the hotness of the takeness.

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The death of Emmett Till is a national tragedy, national disgrace. If an artist of any color feels the horror of that disgrace, feel the shittiness of whole shitty story and wants to remind the national ethos of what happened and how far we have yet to go, then I applaud them and their effort... especially if the…

It seems you’re conflating experience and perspective. Her perspective may not be the same as a POC on the matter, but it doesn’t mean her works of art are any less valid or substantial or meaningful because her perspective is different. What she sees and how she processes it and how it ends up factoring into her…

Disagree on this one. The stance that she’s not allowed to produce works of art and should only stick to doing white people art, or whatever, is limiting and foments a sort of separation, not a bringing together. I can’t abide that.

you’re a garbage person huh?

“a tradition unlike any other” are words 14-17 in the first sentence of the piece. So, way to go on reading the article, what’s weird is that your issue is with something that’s true. Jim Nantz giving his tie away is -literally- a tradition unlike any other; its insane. In what other tradition is a tie given out as…

Cut to the chase, Keyser.

Serious question: Is there anybody ANYWHERE at this point who even thinks that there is even one NCAA coach that doesn’t abuse people?

Correct. Schilling is the bigger source of consternation for Red Sox fans. “Thanks Curt for 2004. Now please shut the fuck up.”

Haha! Got those bigoted bastards! Wait, Massachusetts is arguably the most liberal state in the country? But that doesn’t fit the racist legacy of Tom Yawkey (who died over 40 years ago). Ehh, force it anyway.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Any chance our new Univision overlords will consider opening a Deadspin sub-blog, “A Couple of Punts” with McAfee and Kluwe? Because McAfee is going to be gone real soon.

When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.