I’m going to assume ‘not hiring Deadspin J. Doe’ when that was a relevant thing.

They were better than Deadspin. That’s what they did.

This would have been written much faster if he had put his penis down.

The house........ is glass as hell.

There is some humor to the idea that Simmons’ schtick is tired on Deadspins 9846th post about how awful he supposedly is.

That name dropping paragraph was turrrible, but you do realize your biggest article each week is a blatant rip off of his mailbag, right? You mail that in as much as anything Simmons does.