You know, when Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey, James Franco, and Michael Cera/Jessie Eisenberg play the same characters in movie after movie I don't see you guys making such a big deal out of it.

I personally invade Poland at least once a week.

I know the headline was sarcastic, but it still baffles me that there are men out there who don't get why feminazi is not only offensive, but RIDICULOUS as a comparison. Yes, we have women who are angry that they have been mistreated by some men and are fighting for equality and recognition. Are you seriously…

"Oh my god I love that gown. Where did you get it?" "My fairy godmother actually gave it to me." "Gifted! So adorable."

It could technically be sexual harassment to hang up half naked pics around the office. Any company in the A&E realm sort of gets a free pass on SH tho.

HE'S NOT SOME PIECE OF MEAT HE'S A PERSON TOO!

So what?

I am under no obligation to take other people’s irrational body-shame into consideration when getting dressed in the morning.

A. Not a public park, but a space where all those paying rent are supposed to be able to enjoy. Since when are bikinis considered improper wear for sunbathing—1952?

Don't like it? Stay inside.

I can't anymore. Sunbathing? Bikinis? Would this bitch ban her children from watching The Little Mermaid? Would she also demand that every woman on a beach "cover up" just so she can bring her stupid kid there? What is the motherfucking difference? It's a woman in a bathing suit laying in the sun, in the most…

I'd suggest little board shorts and a rash shirt to wear over your bikni, but that's possibly because I'm Australian and we're all about skin cancer prevention up in here!

Little kids don't give a shit about women in bikinis.

Not criminal is the minimal is such a strong slogan! I'd wear that t-shirt!

I had this conversation with a student, last week. Not-criminal is the minimal. Let's aim higher!

I hate that "not stealing" is somehow a good deed. People, returning someone's shit instead of keeping it for yourself isn't noble - it's just not stealing. It's one thing if you find a $20 on the ground and keep it, but if someone's wallet or phone with identifying information is on it is found it is not amazing…

Since we're handing out medals for things we didn't do, today, I didn't seek out Sohail Khan to punch him in the face. Where's my prize?

Now that my daughter has been outed as a casual racist....

Huh. A group of racist arsehats from freaking New Jersey think it would be a good thing if the South rose again. Does someone need to show them where the Mason-Dixon line is on a map?

Christ, if there's anything sadder than some idiot Southern teenager derping about the South rising again, it's some idiot Northern teenager doing it. (See also Ted "I'm from fucking Detroit" Nugent.)