I think it was already on a stone tablet. The one Moses smashed. Because he came down off the mountain and found the Israelites vaping, listening to crap music and wrapping Mustangs around golden calfs.

#timetravel

People ask me all the time why I don’t go out and cruise with them and the other car guys in the area.

each and every one of them is a cry for help.

I think it was that VTEC kicked in.

Confused about the Starbucks comparison, 1 extra person in front of you isn’t adding anything to your wait time for the coffee either. it also depends on the amount of space and what kind of vehicle you are moving in front of. For example we all know not to move in front of large trucks because it’s their braking…

Confuciustein say car companies with too many cuts require more frequent Mohel change.

Jesus Christ. How worthless of a human being do you have to be to want to steal someone else’s hard earned property and then when you are too inept to use it yourself you have to kill an innocent person?

People buying a TDI Wagon are looking for a fuel efficient vehicle that has cargo space.

Edit: forgot about the Touareg V10.

Starter car?!

An American and a German and, I don’t know, the Pope, are on a train. The American says in my country we have loads of something something racist and throws some random foreigner out of the window. The German says, well, in my country, we have shitloads of VW Jetta TDIs and also diesel is likely to be banned from most…

Reading about your project is stressing me out.

As far as I can work out a 3100 lb Prius doesn’t have much different ground pressure from my 5400 lb Land Cruiser. Its hard to guess at contact patch but it may actually be pressing into the road with greater pressure than my heavier truck on account of skinny eco friendly tires. I mean yes its still more weight on…

Of course there’s a crew. The champagne isn’t going to pour itself.

The COEXIST sticker is still free.

I was shocked to see that the previously standard Free Tibet bumper sticker is now an option.

It was politicians who incentivised people in the UK to go and buy diesels in the first place because they were concentrating so much on co2 emissions targets.

“We have other problems,” Mueller said.

Also: Cars in the US with fake Euro plates. Here in SC there is no front plate requirement and as a result I see a ton of these d-bag identifiers.