GIN AND JUICE

I think white folks are, ehh, ‘informed’ by rap songs they heard as a teenager.

I somehow got both the autism and the sarcasm.

I’ve got a list of scientists you can “listen to” who will tell you that climate change is NOT caused by man releasing too much CO2 into the atmosphere. Will you “listen” to them..?

My brother has it, very much a just the facts(sarcasm often escapes him) mentality, I easily have the sarcasm part covered for him.

You mean that list of scientists that is mostly not climate scientists, and includes several non-scientists?

Let’s make a deal. If your home sinks or catches fire due to climate change, nobody comes to save you. 

“people should have a little more sympathy for Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh”

Why? I don’t have sympathy for the discarded chicken fat, skin and bones I leave out on Saturdays to get picked up by the nice men in those big blue trucks.

Kavanaugh is exactly the same as that.  

That’s why Graves is the only one braying laughter at his stupid picking-up-trash joke.... She’s just staring at him like he’s a fucking moron, because he is. She doesn’t have that “automatic smile” problem that most girls and women are conditioned into by that age. Blessed be!

Fun fact: My hero Greta Thunberg has Aspberger’s syndrome (true story), which in this case she uses as a superpower, cause Greta has zero fux to give.

Um #whocares 

FTFY

If you feel so strongly about it, Mr. Trump, correct your own behavior: once you leave office, no book about it. No speaking engagements about it. No “deals” involving any politician. Make your kids promise that, too. And your staff. They’ll love your newfound sense of “respect” for The Office.

The fact that trump can’t see the difference here is frightening. It’s a nice try though. let me simplify it for you Donald. What you do is illegal and what the Obama’s do with Netflix is legal and none of your business.

Abby, we ARE thinking of Kavanaugh’s daughters.  Isn’t it in their best interest not to be raised by an ill-tempered sex pest?

Meanwhile, the rest of the world wonders why Meghan McCain is still on tv.

The rabbit hole is dark and deep on the right. One of my more conservative Twitter pals retweeted this post from the Fox News reporter about how the NYT left out the part of the story that the third victim didn’t actually recollect the incident. As if her forgetting a shitty experience meant ANYTHING. Anyway the…

Frank Wilhoit: “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

My thought for the millionth time since 2016:

I am little confused as to whether the FBI declined to investigate... or was instructed not to investigate... or began to investigate and then got shut down.