This:

DUH.

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

Oh my god am I tired of the jaded snark of some Jalopnik posts. Why does everything have to be either masturbatory hyperbole or decidedly nonplussed bitterness?

This is a military test. When you can't afford bombs because you're not Norway, you must resort to dropping old Volvos on Denmark.

They've made it all the way to ageism and body-shaming.

To be the ultimate 90's vehicle, it would have to:

The entire Geo lineup existed for the 90s.

and Ford Explorer

Why the HELL aren't these runways flat?!!!

Now if we can just make lights that hang above the street, letting cyclists know when to proceed and when to stop for other traffic.

They are thinking ahead, in a few years California WILL be an island

I have an idea to improve your idea.

Just call them the Q1.999 and Q3.999

The Veyron was different. It had no competition. It was just the most of everything. How much does it cost? A million. How fast does it go? A million. How many special editions are there? A million.

Saw this and it seemed fitting...

That's a seriously low rent looking dashboard.