mad vibes of this:

You mean the wad that slowly and stealthily migrated up your asscrack over the course of an hour?

Thank you!! As a kid with super poor parents, I was certainly not walking around with extra quarters in my pockets to buy a big pad if I needed one. I did the poor kid half-an-inch-of-toilet-paper-wad in my pants. I’m not the only one, right?