stfu

I just read this over on ESPN. Holy shit was an awful job by them.

First, thanks for the response.

It’s this “Integrity Of The Game Certification” upon which the NFL has hinged its four-game ban on the Patriots quarterback

What’s going on, Andrew? Let’s talk about it.

Context question: Why is this random schmuck tweeting his so-called thoughts about Serena Williams to J. K. Rowling in the first place?

Chandler: “Could you BE any more of a disappointment?!?!”

4,000 is the baby earth theory.

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

Do you know what ROI means?

Three words for you: Radio. On. Internet.

That means you’re a violent person.

They are handling/dealing with it.

(written from seated position in air-conditioned room)

🚨 hot take alert 🚨

Based on my experience in the field, it sounds like they’re looking to basically hire an experienced agent from the FBI digital forensics lab, to which I say “why?”. Usually for guys like this their task is to find a way to read data from devices that were wiped by criminals or to find a way to break into intact…

They announced 3 on 3 Olympic basketball.

Damn! Homeboy looks ragged!

Suarez is having the best day ever!

Yes, but every other player in the league is also 1-2 inches shorter without shoes. A 6’9” guy is really 6’7.5”, and the 6’7” guy is really 6’5.5”. The amount by which Draymond is shorter stays the same; we’re just not used to hearing guys listed at their real height, so it exaggerates his smallness to do it that way.…