Any bigger and Matthew McConaughey is going to need a CDL

Silent Bob was going to tell him about the wheel, but they call him Silent Bob for a reason.

“They expect the masses to tolerate a risk they thought they were immune from.” This is good Kinja, and a very acute summary of the exact logical point of this story.

I would never, ever gloat that someone is the victim of a violent crime. (I abhor prison rape jokes, por ejemplo.)

No, people like me are NOT the problem you fucking ignorant asshat. People like Scalise are the goddamn problem. People like you, who use “people like you are the problem” unironically are, ironically, the goddamn problem.

Okay, you got me! I’m being a dick. I’m okay with it.

Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Does this mean we finally get some more gun control, now? Boy, I hope so.

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Stupid never sleeps.

Actually that act was deemed Constitutionally protected. So do your civic duty and flash away for your fellow man. At least in the states, the federal courts have your back on it.

I don’t understand the appeal of burn outs. Sure there is noise and smoke, but I own a stereo and a fireplace if I need both at once.

Good. Stop doing this crap on public streets.

$32k is the average new car price right now. Model 3 seems at the very least to be a pretty average car. You could also consider the fuel savings. A comparable car (lets say 10k/yr @28mpg @$2.25/g) will use $2,400 in fuel in the first 3 years that the model 3 will not.

I just grabbed a snack from the office kitchen. Thanks, I am now no longer hungry.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

If you come out un-maimed, it may be ok.

The graph is misleading. Social Security and Medicare have a separate tax that goes only toward those items. Discretionary spending is what is really important when it comes to government budgets. Here is the graph for that.