If you're going to keep me gray forever I might as well just start posting porno here.

Once he was the best-selling family sedan in America. A dignified machine, reliable and proud. Families—happy families—walked into the showroom where smiling fathers seemed at a loss for words while unleashed children draped their arms into the open windows to marvel at what could be their wonderland.

If no one knows about it, no one shows up. The only valid answer is, "At a stop light, on the curbs, on the highways and byways, while I scrutinize and admire the designs all around, strokin' it."

If in first gear you have to feather the clutch to 70 miles per hour, the car is overpowered. Ditto if dropping into sixth without feathering the clutch causes you to do Nancy Kerrigan's signature spinning move.

Family of drama queens? They all seemed to know what to do.

Sarcasm responsibly.

The law was the same under Bush. But thanks for the civics lesson, Fox News.

I worked so hard to give you that comment, Jalopnik. You know what gray is? The color of ingratitude.

The cost is not an issue. Obviously, nobody wants to throw away money, but the quantity of money we're talking about is tiny. There are 250,000 electric cars on the road. If we double that number, while tossing 10 grand at every buyer, the cost is... wait for it... 2.5 billion. Meanwhile, we know the price of the F-35…

Why are my comments still gray? I don't have to take this, you know. I could be posting reviews on Amazon. Reviews everyone finds helpful, btw.

Great to see Jesse Pinkman doing so great! He deserves it, after all he went through.

So, we should jerk and drive, now?

That's not job growth. It's job relocation. On the taxpayers' dime. Next year NJ will give someone a tax break and get 950 jobs from GA. Brilliant.

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Wow, really nice to see a show about wrenching featuring adults. And who knew you could enjoy making stuff with your own hands without contrived melodrama and penis jokes???????

"Well, look who's graced us evergreen trees with his presence, Maude."

That poor guy is struggling to breathe. From the NY Times: "A 2010 British study published in The Journal of Small Animal Practice reported that the typical bulldog lives only slightly longer than six years." The way they are bred/created is monstrous. Don't buy one.

You will never be as pretty as your older brother.

Paying a 100% premium on any mass market automobile—as with $60,000 Mustangs, Camaros, and Challenger Hellcats—for horsepower and crass embellishment is for over-compensators and neanderthals.