Hahajahahahahaha!

Everyone knows folding is way quicker.

• Yeah, and it doesn't have LTE, - yes it does, but that isn't my bottleneck so I don't care.

Pretty much nothing you said about difficulty is true, and you can get a fully customizable Nexus 4 that you can go wild with out of the box for $200, let me repeat TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS AMERICAN, with no reports of buttons ever sticking in the history of mankind.

Step 1. Be overpaid to the point where you can take a 2 year break without during your prime earning years without consequence to your future, without taking anything away from your family, and having a devil-may-care attitude about being able to find a similar position again.

Something tells me that the author is…

Yeah, this was amazing. Thanks for posting it up!!!!

Just do what I did. Find a job where you can wear a t-shirt and shorts. I'm definitely feeling a lot better about my daily attire.

Brings new meaning to the word "crackberry" amirite?

The default Android ringer named Platinum is pretty good with virtually no effort needed to download or set up, just choose it.

My wife and I both use it and she is not a morning person.

Haha. I'm pretty sure your comment is "the biggest BS ever".

Yes indeed. Great advice here.

Throw them the fuck away right now. Swear to god man, take my advice on this one. No way in hell they are as comfy as light cargos or bball shorts, and you look like shit in those.You could be George Clooney's doppelganger and you'd look like shit in those.

My Nexus 4 on 4.3 does not have this. And my location settings are "on" for my main gmail. Da Fuq?

Tell me more about this pockyclips?

Get back to me when you've watched the whole damn thing.

"I only skimmed". Jesus, some people are lazy.

I don't care what it is. It's damn funny.

Why? All of silicon valley is almost completely disconnected from reality in all other parts of the world. It's pretty incredible, really.

Also, if they ruin the logo, big deal, they aren't Google! TROLLOLOLOLOL from the 00's bitches!

On the search page, but not in Mountain View. Which brings me to my next point, Yahoo! should change their building sign to a giant display, and change their logo every day on that too. I like where this is going.

Tagging this for a later date, where I shall masticate to page 30 and hopefully have my mind blown.

Of course this wins. Came here to post it and I'm delighted that I don't have to find the link myself.