Daddy gonna get him a cheap Lucid in a few years. Fancy AF.

The chrome door strips, wheels, and tail lights tell me everything I need to know about this car. 

Toyotas, Hondas and a fluke BMW.

That BMW may do good in ‘initial’ reliability but all that plastic under the hood is designed to crumble and fall apart after a few years of heat cycling.

I’ll give Mad Max: Fury Road credit for one thing: eye-popping production design. Other than that gold star, the movie was one of the dullest, worst flicks I’ve sat through in my entire life. Just a long grind of a chase coupled with muddled dialog you can’t make out over the vehicles roaring. Meanwhile, Max doesn’t…

Funny how one can be self obsessed and not self aware.

As the son of a narcissist I can tell you with a great deal of confidence that narcissists are rarely truly self-aware.

Why would they take it out of him to put it in themselves?

You know Adam Nobody?

Lucid and Rivian both above Tesla

Tesla was cool ten years ago. I would put Lucid above Tesla because their cars look much better, and they’re faster.

Nobody:

I think they already flipped on that

Dealerships need to die.

I didn’t buy the Panamera at all, and yet that abomination is still being sold.

Ancient phone, weird screen, television remote, notepad for brain droppings and cassette-shaped disco ball. Loaded indeed.

This will be perfect for someone that never hauls or tows anything.

Be sure to insist that mommy leave your night light on - conspiracists are everywhere, and they never sleep!

I walked by a black Tesla model 3 yesterday and was surprised how terrible the paint was on it. It looked like they came at it at different angle on each panel because none of it flowed like you would expect. Ive seen better paint jobs on Chrysler products from the 80's

Every one of these cars has well over 100k miles! The Model 3 didn’t make this list because it didn’t meet the critera that I laid out.