“Internet Famous!”

Cars and Coffee laminated sign now reads

Allow one option per drink. It’s the jackasses ordering a latte with 15 different customizations that holds everything up. 

“Tears on the jorts and New Balances”

Free paint sealant on this one.

Boomer car go Boom.

“Sir, we find ourselves in the position to offer you a modest discount when you arrive for your delivery. And we’re even throwing in some floor mats…”

My condolences to the owner for having to wait another two years before they can have a replacement to immediately flip.

Has there ever been an Alfa for sale without a big box of parts?

Actually, when these were new, lots of Saab fanatics placed orders for them. Overall, not many were sold, but it was completely common on Saab forums to have people happy about these. Largely because the 9-5 estate had been long gone by then, and the 9-3 SportCombi was smaller than what they wanted. And everything…

He…does not seem very smart. 

This exactly. Any Saab enthusiast knows that this is so far from a real Saab that it would be almost anti-Saab to own one. Any non Saab enthusiast sees a waaay overpriced crossover with very limited parts availability and bad gas mileage.

Why do famous singers always date ugly dudes?

I just threw up in my mouth substantially.

Maybe if it was a Saab as there are Saab fanatics out there.

After about 10 minutes in I was sick of hearing about them.  Which is about average I suppose...

The neo-robber barons.  Im done with the modern era.  Lets get the gulletine in the square, take back the stolen money from these billionaires, redistribute it and start over.  I know that history says we will just end up back here again, but at the very least it will be cathartic for the rest of us for a bit.

Not at all surprised. I would never trust someone like Musk with any of my personal information orevn likeness. And I sure as hell would never give him even a cent.

Scumbag.

He’s a modern turn of the century rich person- there should be no laws or regs that apply to what he wants to do.