Thank goodness they changed the stupid bulbous greenhouse proportions, oh wait. They changed the headlights.

It’s a manual but it’s a manual 5 speed CVT. (somehow)

What’s a boomer to do? At least their Corvettes still have that massive row of buttons on the right.

Truly a crack pipe level price.

Tesla fans are a very impassioned bunch of folks a bunch of complete idiots who finance Elon Musk deluding themselves into thinking he is not a global danger.

Who on earth would argue with that?

I know of no rational human being that could financially support that POS by buying a Tesla.

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Like this would ever happen again with any anonymous CUV turd every car has become. There’s not a car made anyone gives a shit about anymore, they’re all soulless appliances with big screens.

Ugly AF, length of a Suburban with 2 doors, it could be powered by water, no thanks.

Get those Honda’s before they become crap. This worked so well for Daimler / Chrysler. 

Doesn’t excuse it.

I’d say a Tesla but you’d honestly have to pay me an awful lot of money to drive one and somehow live with myself for directly supporting this duo:

Thanks to Trump and Musk there won’t be an NHTSA soon, and voila - no more pesky recalls for anyone.

Nissonda sounds like a Chinese luxury car maker.

Such a tiny ugly face on that giant head with that terrible hair transplant. Oh sorry, I’m talking about Musk, I suppose that could be any of them.

What does Nissan bring to the table? Millions drivers with credit scores of < 500 who don’t know where the DMV is.

Trump and his butt buddy Elon will have the NHTSA gone soon enough, don’t sweat it.

Pretty much every Toyota there is.

It’s not anywhere as good looking as the old one.