Alfa Romeo - 100 years of keeping tool manufacturers in business.

Same. Moar vents = classy.

Are we the only country backwards enough to think ranch dressing belongs in main dish recipes and isn’t in fact, disgusting?

“ a further 64% of respondents said they are putting off scheduled maintenance.”

“However, the prices of [Model S, X, Y, and 3] are still both between 16% and 23% cheaper than at the start of the year.”

I could honestly see Telsa becoming the Hyundai / Kia of sorts for electric cars. I don’t mean that as an insult, but Ford, Cadillac, Lexus, etc are out there selling the $70,000 stuff, meanwhile, Tesla’s now start below 40k, not many creature comforts but solid, reliable transportation, that they only redesign every…

How is this supposed to blend in with the 10 to 12 Model 3's at each stoplight?

“Excellent! Beta test is progressing nicely”.

You act like Karen and Stan will ever be able to buy another car again after taking out a home equity loan to finance a 90k SUV for an 8 year term. (marked up to 105k)

“If you desperately need to order mediocre pizza before you finish your commute home”

“and it’s good enough to make you think twice before getting an EV”.

1st: The issue is still Karen keeping up with Karen 2, Karen 3, and Karen 4. She must have a recent 3 row luxury SUV, no more than 2 or 3 years old, when fetching Jayden, Kayden, Fayden, and Hayden from softball practice. She and Stan are in for a rude awakening when they go to trade in their Kia on a Hyundai in 2…

“Just like this guy, you will be the poon master in your 1984 Pontiac Parisienne.”

Plus the ones that catch fire.

Yep, no CarPlay no sale. 

Hey this car you sold me keeps catching fire.

Z4 is quite beautiful.

“Bernie is seeking a one-car solution that combines the attributes of a Volkswagen TDI, Mazda Miata, and Ford Ranger.”

Yeah but you can still see the body.

Listen, when Karen has to pick up Ashley, Ashleigh, Kayden, Fayden, and Jayden from soccer practice, she has to pull up in an ultra luxury 3 row SUV to impress Karen 2 and Karen 3. And once it’s 3 years old, it MUST be replaced with a full size ultra luxury 3 row SUV as Ash Lee is now playing Lacrosse and her stick is…