Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports. 

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No one is owed a spot on anyone else’s platform. If the PA guys don’t like their politics (and good for them if they don’t, honestly) then they don’t have to put them on stage.

well, why the fuck not? Life is hard, and then you die. 

I expect a successful season ahead. 

I don’t know your gender, but let’s presume for the sake of discussion that you are a man. When you wear an article of clothing, what are your reasons for doing so? Is it because it is comfortable? Or your favorite color? Or it fits well? Or you like the way it makes you look? Or maybe it wasn’t a conscious decision…

Look, she definitely tossed that cat a bit rougher than I would have but if you’ve ever owned a cat, you know it was just fine.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

Kids who just want to play Pokémon. 

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

As a man I approve this message. Boy do we suck.

Because men are trash.

More importantly, more reasons for you to feel smug about it and tell everyone.

If an influencer falls in the forest.  Can it be monetized?

this is the worst take

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