I thought that mummy was going to be full of the scarabs.

youre the best

i take the Silver Line from the port of LA to downtown and everyone agrees to sleep the entire ride to downtown.

Take my goddamn star, right meow.

Igot to talk to La Bamba one-on-one briefly after a taping of Conan.

Aaaaaaaaaaand saved.

that wasn’t the mustache ride she was hoping for

Such a great read. Going to have to get the book now.

WHO’S A GOOD BOY

I learned how to drive stick on a Dina bus similar to this one in Mexico.

a racist cow

i buy a lot of these when i go to tijuana (thats the only place i found that sells them, and i live in L.A.)

Take my star for the history reference Andrew Jackson would be proud of.

I remember waiting a god damn eternity for Atlantis the lost empire to come out on vhs

damn aug 22 already? i remember when movies took a long time to come out.

i was always cool with it.

they’ll drive it in first gear the whole time if they have too

My ‘94 accord lx coupe with manual transmission got stolen twice (2009 & in 2016 when the cubs won the world series) with a damn lowjack on it the 2nd time.