The dealer let me leave with a PT Cruiser.

The west coast. Do avoid at all cost Tamaulipas and the North Eastern states.

i fucking love these

I love Tsurus so much dude. I think they are fun to drive.

lol naw man, I drove with the Michoacan Plates it had. Customs were cool with that too as long as I got an insurance plan for one day (which you can easily get along the border).

Yeah, customs made me sign a few papers saying it is an import (after a very thorough inspection of the car for drugs of course). Once I got that settled, it was straight to the DMV for one last check. The guy who checked it was more amazed of the long lengths I went to get this car and was good with the car having…

Bought the ‘84 Volkswagen Beetle from my dad in Morelia Michoacan Mexico. Then brought it back to L.A.

Oh I thought he used the team as what influced the design of jar jar

The interior smells like piss and theres a bum yelling at a fucked up version of Elmo.

Sunset Boulevard Edition? What in Pt Cruiser Fuck?

I recently went on a flight from LAX to Seattle on Spirit Airlines, and I remember all my friends and coworkers were shocked and feeling sorry for me because my apparent poor choice of airlines (but at $65 one-way who wouldnt pass it up!?!?!). So I did some research about Spirit and just kept reading horror story…

infamous creator of the mysterious “donkey sauce,”

This game reminded me to go back home later today and play frontline.

You sly dog, you.

this list made me feel old

turd ferguson

The Player Haters ball outtakes show more of that.

“she wears underwear with dick holes in ‘em”

Dat Thermal Imploder sound