I loved proper jeeps growing up and always wanted one.

Treadmille Miglia

Ha, I saw this same ad the other day and almost wrote an article deriding the seller for that RIDICULOUS list.

I’m going with a boring answer- Honda Ridgeline.

They’re parked on the lot right next to the $35k Tesla Model 3s.

I've expected for a while to see Mitsubishi and Toast in the same headline.

I know you said “jump in it,” but if I have to have this in my head after scrolling through the three billion mobile display ads the herbs put on here to transmit some digital coronavirus to my phone, y’all do, too:

Counterpoint: Miatas are low volume and have less vehicles to spread development costs across on their unique platform. Mazda is not exactly swimming in cash. Miatas have no direct competition in the small RWD convertible department.

The BRZ always was, and always will be, a niche car for a specific type of enthusiast. A WRX isn't even on the same plane of performance when you compare it to what the BRZ was designed to do.

I am John from the video! Just have to say how incredibly psyched I am to be featured on Jalopnik. Couldn’t have imagined a more creative way for that to happen....

If I’d made that comment, rather than be COTD, I’d just have been flamed by hundreds of “car enthusiasts” claiming I was only saying that to justify my shitty, slow, underpowered, overpriced, worthless, stupidest-car-ever-made, only-idiots-would-buy-that, there-are-so-many-better-options-for-the-price BRZ.

Step 1: Sell Holden to FCA

Counter-point: The company that brought us the Prius (and the textbook definitions of “reliable cars”) is now under attack for not following Musk and the Lemmings off the cliff? News Flash: Toyota is based in a country with ZERO petroleum reserves. Nobody has a greater incentive to cut carbon and reduce oil usage than…

Oh... my... God... Becky. Look at those wheels! They are so... big, it looks like one of those rap guys’ cars. But ya know, who understand those rap guys? They only drive them because, they need to fit more prostitutes, ‘kay? I mean, those wheels are so big. I can’t believe they are just so round, they are like out…

Rally Green on the 2020 Camaros is a damn fine color:

I had an ‘85 with the 22RE, BULLET PROOF! Except I live in the rust belt and the poor thing died of cancer of the frame..

I’ve never found the dick pics hateful, as such

ok boomer