A good friend of mine’s mother had a 2002 Windstar while I was in middle and high school. We’ll call the friend “V”. We actually did call V’s mother “Bob” because someone once said “Mom” with a head cold, and it came out as “Bob”. And the name stuck. Anyway, Bob and her husband—V’s father—bought the 2002 Windstar new…

assisted by codriver Max Freeman

I owned that car... one just like that, except it had a rear spoiler, and 18" aftermarket wheels, and Spec.B dampers with STI springs, and a COBB AccessPort Stage 2 tune.

Still, the sport isn’t always well understood by those who aren’t die-hards

This is the weirdest WCSYB entry I’ve ever seen. 

Is this a good car for my buddy Brett AKA “Bongo” who drank himself out of college Sophomore year back in the early 2000's, and after working some crummy jobs put somehow himself through nursing school, where he met his smarter-and-hotter-than-we-anticipated-for-Bongo wife, who is now the mother of his kids to whom he…

I’ve always been curious, but as a civilian should I salute General Motors if I ever meet him?

This one.

“We look at, how does the car work together,” some random aftermarket tuner said. “What is the chassis balance, what is the powertrain for that, and where we landed on that—900hp 2Jz swap provides us with the best combination of vehicle power and acceleration to the weight and chassis.”

...less torque than a salamander.

They know what they have.

With apologies to my fellow Jalops, I like this and am actually interested in buying one*. Glad to finally see some real details on it.

Very fitting for Cadillac. Even their logo will be an empty shell of its former self.

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

Read the paperwork bro, you gave Mark Zuckerberg the right of prima nocta to all your children.

It’s on a piece of paper that means its the right thing.

I have exactly the same model. 50k right now, zero issue, other than some collision issues which it came away (others were totaled)

I simultaneously love and hate that brush guard. There’s just something uncanny valley about it.

It’s official: your horrible no-good bad pizza take is forgiven.