Since we’re checking Instagram accounts, I promise the automakers aren’t giving me cats and I apologize in advance for all of the cats

Crosstrek SXV? (To also semi-troll the Subaru loyal(e)s?)

In no particular order:

I’m going to have to pitch in here and it’s not something a UK citizen should do. You don’t talk about other peoples’ politics, you don’t talk about their religion - you work with it. You shouldn’t comment about other peoples’ countries without experience.

Subaru!! Even if you get hit you will likely walk away. I got t-boned by a guy doing 40 miles an hour, no scrapes or bruises. And that was in a 10 year old car They have only gotten better

So you can look like a George Michael fan or just look like you have bad credit. It’s a toss up.

What if you are a huge Biggie fan?

You know what? Fuck you guys, I want an R63 now.

I’m not surprised at all, but they should be called out for it.

We keep on stuffing pork down the throat of every branch of the military except the one which works for a damn living. The Coast Guard does more for America than all the other branches combined. You’d think we could at least fund it properly.

Cheer up: we’re not likely to get it either way.

America started rolling swiftly downhill when prevailing thought changed from “what’s good for one is good for us all” to “I’m not making shit. Why shouldn’t he suffer like I do?”

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

Turns out, there’s a clever engineer working at Suzuki that owns a 96 Cappuccino with a blown engine.

thoughts are you dont really understand commodities and how they are sold.

You’re a highly polluting death trap.

All of these suggestions are incorrect. ALL OF THEM. What you should do is a hybrid of Stef and Jason’s suggestions.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry

LOL. I can’t tell tell if you’re serious or not.